What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:48
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
{RING} {RING}
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.